{"product_id":"hate-being-late-car-coasters","title":"Hate Being Late - Car Coasters","description":"Punctuality is a virtue—and this coaster belongs to someone who respects that deeply, genuinely intends to honor it, and has simply developed an extraordinary, effortless talent for the opposite. Featuring large, dark olive flowing script contrasted with muted sage green caps on a clean cream surface, this minimalist, two-tone design delivers the most honest and self-aware time management confession ever placed in a cup holder. It’s a little humor that goes a long way, especially when your drink sits atop the witty admission: \"I hate being late But I'm So Good At It.\"\n\nCrafted from durable, absorbent ceramic with a smooth finish, each coaster measures 2.75\" x 2.75\" x 0.25\" and weighs 0.16 lbs. Every piece is proudly designed, printed, and made in the USA.\n\nDesigned for the optimistic schedule. Whether you’re heading out for a commute that departed four minutes later than planned, an arrival that requires a creative explanation, or a drive during which you were absolutely, genuinely trying to make better choices, this coaster keeps your surfaces clean and dry. The high-contrast dark olive and sage design makes the confession impossible to miss from any seat, while the integrated finger notch ensures effortless removal whenever the beverage—and the schedule—both need an immediate and optimistic reset.\n\nWitty, minimalist, and devastatingly accurate. This coaster is the ideal gift for the chronically late friend who arrives with an apology and a great excuse, the coworker whose calendar is purely aspirational, or anyone who has mastered the art of making tardiness a personal signature. Whether given as a stocking stuffer, a birthday present, or a clever gag gift, it’s guaranteed to earn an instant laugh of recognition and a nod of complete solidarity. It turns any cup holder into a daily acknowledgment that some talents are simply too consistent to apologize for anymore.","brand":"Sincere Surroundings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47652748492971,"sku":"CARS1264-1","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/7027\/2683\/files\/adfff9b66c92f4950af3f211ea5b8e7ac4b12430a76a9b2338f76a3ea1aa6a7a.jpg?v=1787071505","url":"https:\/\/shuggabritchesboutique.com\/products\/hate-being-late-car-coasters","provider":"Shugga Britches Bakery \u0026 Boutique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}